Michael Bay can master the visuals but there’s too much damn slam-bam robot action in the Transformers movies and not enough plot. Or maybe there is plot and it’s really, really bad. Anyway, they’re just going to keep making these things until one loses a shit-tonne of money – but that’s not going to happen anytime soon.
Transformers: The Last Knight once again sees Mark Wahlberg top-line the non-CGI aspect, while Anthony Hopkins shows up for a year’s worth of mortgage payments. Nazis, Knights and all sorts of things are tossed in here – who cares?